Day five of NaBloPoMo, and I’d just like to lie in bed and forget about it all. Today has been one of those totally silly days where endless amounts of dumb things happen. Truthfully, I’m afraid to go make dinner. I may just burn down the house. I have burnt my finger, spilled dry spaghetti all over the living room, broke a sewing machine needle, and proved that I can’t sew a straight line. I may have also pissed off some online friends because I finally got tired of everything being so American-centric. Sigh.

On the bright side, the little man was very funny today. I tried to send him to play a game on the computer so I could finish up working on something. He wouldn’t go, so I told him that Blankie wanted to go play the game. He said to me “Blankie has no eyes. Blankie has no arms. Blankie has no face. He can’t play a game.” Clever kid. Now be quiet and go play your game. 😛